Many years ago, I wore the perfume "Unforgettable" for awhile. Someone once asked me what it was called because they liked how it smelled, and I couldn't remember the name. I guess it was forgettable.
My mom was telling me something about The Manchurian Candidate while we were chatting on the phone one day. Problem was my chronic mishearing kicked in and I thought she said, The Main Jury in Canada! I had NO idea what she was talking about.
Sometimes words fall out of my mouth that are not at ALL what I wanted to say. I was opening my big, enormous, Super Scrabble Deluxe game at my mom's and where it hinges, the tablecloth got caught. I said something about catching the clothespin in it. Yeah, because tablecloth and clothespin are so close to the same thing.